Hot Sundae's Hottest Singles

AKA
  • T-bagg
  • Scooch Master T
  • Ron Mexico
  • Chuc Mung
Likes
  • electric jazz flute
  • pirates
  • Irish step dancing
  • giant teeth
  • bathing in Tom Tom roof runoff
  • Carmen Electra's Strip to get Fit
  • going to movies alone
  • exposing flip cup cheaters
  • overdoing things
  • looking a gift beer in the cup
  • pieces of flair
  • the pentapus
Dislikes
  • Rob Duffy
  • non-pirates
  • winning kickball games
  • classy men
  • lame-ass whiteboys with no freestyle rapping skills
  • puppies
  • Terri Cunningham
  • Florida State University, University of Miami
  • shrinkage
  • nihilists
  • TPS reports
  • putting on pants
  • taking off bath robe
Skills
  • awkward robot
  • plundering booty
  • skiing
  • OTPHJ
  • bow hunting
  • spending all day chatting online with babes
  • drunken river-fording
  • illegal ninja moves from the government
Favorite Saying
  • "tots"
  • "I'm not going to drink that much tonight"
Most Outstanding Accomplishment
  • one time made it to a party before everyone left
  • held at gunpoint by police for breaking into own house
Terri Cunningham
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Rob Duffy
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